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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

some-blonde:

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

(via smilewhenithurtsmost2013)

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

(via cantgetanothertry)

02x09:

ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

(Source: maxcarvers, via rainingpinkdust)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0, via rainingpinkdust)

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via smilewhenithurtsmost2013)

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

(via rainingpinkdust)

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

image

(Source: whimmy-bam, via rainingpinkdust)

disneyismyescape:

disneyfilm:

The Pirate Fairy (2014)

this movie is going to give me so much life

(via disneytrustpixidust)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via letsgetnumb)

cumfort:

what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it

image

(via disneytrustpixidust)

(via genies)

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(via letsgetnumb)

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