haley majesta new york

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You could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
(You’re so last summer)

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levanna:

syldoran:

medicalschool:

A child’s skull prior to loosing its baby teeth

children are terrifying little hellbeasts and I want you all to know this from a medical standpoint

Whoa.

levanna:

syldoran:

medicalschool:

A child’s skull prior to loosing its baby teeth

children are terrifying little hellbeasts and I want you all to know this from a medical standpoint

Whoa.

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// ASK.FM//

Everyone go ask me questions on ask.fm @haleybear97

seize-your-time:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

this is frustrating

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imnewlolhi:

craphat:

lucygoub:

Transformation Tuesday! So I’ve lost 14 lbs in the past 3 weeks using this natural cleanse. So glad my friend recommended it to me!

Omg let me just say your story inspired me! So I saw that the site was doing a promotion and giving a bottle for free, so I said why not and gave it a try. I swear i can feel the difference after a week already. They’re still offering a free bottle, so what have you got to lose?


GONNA LOOK SO GOOD IN MY SWIMSUIT NOW YAAAAAAAS

imnewlolhi:

craphat:

lucygoub:

Transformation Tuesday! So I’ve lost 14 lbs in the past 3 weeks using this natural cleanseSo glad my friend recommended it to me!

Omg let me just say your story inspired me! So I saw that the site was doing a promotion and giving a bottle for free, so I said why not and gave it a try. I swear i can feel the difference after a week already. They’re still offering a free bottle, so what have you got to lose?

GONNA LOOK SO GOOD IN MY SWIMSUIT NOW YAAAAAAAS

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sharpayevons:

perks of dating me:

  • 100% chance of me not cheating because I’m not a bitch plus who else would go for me
  • I’ll make us like Mac and Cheese
  • ?????
  • I’m very supportive and I will help you with stuff
  • idk what kind of point I’m trying to make 

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yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

Thoughtful underwear with hidden powers. For every pair purchased you fund 7 pads to a girl in need.

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

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mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

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